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From: elaine
Subject: You've got a response to your ad! 
To: maboid@yahoo.com 
Date: 9 Jun 2001 17:51:01 -0500 

lololol.....whatever you're on, gimme some! 
Enjoyed your ad....just thought I'd write 
and let you know that I am familiar with
Teletubbies.......just found Dipsy
in my favorite Goodwill Store....
he is now my prized possession!

Ohhhhh....guess I should mention......
I am a 56 1/2 yr. old female living in Maryland...

That's QUITE an ad you have there, Drifter!

Ciao!

Elaine :)



Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2001 16:09:11 -0700 (PDT) 
From: ma boid   
Subject: Sherlock 
To: elaine
         
 Bonjuor Cherie;

My cup runneth over!
i was hoping for a "landed lady"
and here you are; A Marylanded lady.
Which, kinda exeeds my wildest expectations!
So!
Come and rescue me! 
if you come right away,
bring a large, false-bottomed suitcase,
so you can smuggle me across the border. 
Otherwise, i should have my papers ready 
by Thanksgiving. 

More pics, at:
http://szoba.tripod.com/index-40.html

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